Sheer poetry

I nearly crashed a car thinking of this one.

My Volvo is immaculate - m4w - 42 (London)

My Volvo is immaculate,
My taxes up to date,
My clothing is conservative,
My social life sedate.


My libido is moderate,
My fetishes are few,
I need something inappropriate,
Perhaps it could be you?


When it comes to ecstasy,
There are no guarantees,
But occasional adultery,
Can occasionally please. 

Results:

It looks like I've renewed this 6 times, and got 16 replies. All spam. Rather insultingly, some of the spam replies are actually to two different ads, which is just bad programming on the spammers part. 

Disappointing. 

An unfortunate addiction

I have an unfortunate, but uncontrollable addiction to the craisglist casual encounters section. Sadly nowadays most of the m4w posts are unimaginably dull, and the w4m posts get flagged within seconds. So I write my own, which never get responses that aren't from spam bots, and I suspect never get read at all. Eventually, they fall off the edge of craigslist, and are lost to posterity. This is a shame, as I'm quite proud of some of them, so this is a record of the ones I like, with success rates, if any.